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gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

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#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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